Thursday, 29 December 2011

Clementines, West Runton

I sometimes wonder how nice it must be to own a business that has no competition - it is a recipe for success? Take Clementine's café and bistro in the tiny seaside village of West Runton, on the North Norfolk coast. Now West Runton is hardly over-run with tea shops or, indeed, catering establishments of any sort. So if you want a cup of tea and a slice of cake, or something more substantial, and you're halfway between Cromer and Sheringham then you go to Clementines by default. There aren't really many viable alternatives. So all the owners have to do is turn up and put the kettle on, right? Guaranteed success?

Well, maybe, but more likely not. Even without competition, if a tea shop is no good it will fail, simple as that - consumers are too discerning and too fickle to tolerate mediocrity. Lucky for us all then that Clementines is excellent, and successful on merit. Since we're here to talk about great tea, let's start with that: the loose leaf basics are all well catered for (English breakfast, Assam, Darjeeling, Lapsang Souchong, Ceylon and Earl Grey), and these are supplemented by a wide range of bagged teas from Clipper (green tea, organic decaf, peppermint, camomile, lemon & ginger, wild berry and a "comforting infusion"), plus Tick Tock decaf. So much to choose from! Plus Fair Trade coffee and hot chocolate. You're spoiled for choice, basically. Oh, and the teapot comes served on a little metal stand; I know it's probably to save their tables and/or tablecloths, but it's a nice touch and something the purist in me very much approves of.

Accompanying food is good too, from the obligatory cake (including gluten-free and dairy-free options) to more substantial meals - Clementines has a particularly good breakfast menu, and I can personally vouch for both their full English and eggs Benedict. The vegetarian cooked breakfast also looked terrific. And of course, being a seaside town there's a fish and chip supper on a Friday evening. What more could you wish for?

To summarise then, Clementines does everything right and nothing wrong. Should you find yourself half-way between Cromer and Sheringham and in need of a brew, you're fortunate - there may only be Hobson's choice, but it's also the right choice.

Contact them: 01263 838770 | www.clementinesofrunton.co.uk

Sunday, 11 December 2011

Enough To Feed An Elephant, London

It can be hard to find good tea at a reasonable price in London, especially near tourist hotspots. Hard enough that when somewhere comes along offering good, honest tea at a decent price, with friendly service and all within a stone's throw of one of the most popular attraction in the city, it has to be worth a mention.

Walk down from the London Eye and cross the road, and you're there, at the oddly-named Elephant To Feed An Elephant. It's a big place, nicely furnished with an assortment of old, wooden tables and chairs (most equipped with Chelsea clips - this is London, after all). Slightly bizarrely, but nonetheless endearingly, one wing of the café is kitted out like an old Tube train, complete with vintage Tube seats, and line maps and mirrors (to suggest windows) above each seat. It's surprisingly effective (as I hope the poorly lit photo on the left shows) and I bet overseas tourists love it.

What of the tea then? Well, all the prerequisites are in place: a proper cup, tea in a pot, real milk. And there's variety too, with fruit teas, decaff and a choice of black teas on offer. Should something be wrong with you, and you want something other than tea to drink, well, you're well catered for too, with various coffees, hot chocolate and more cold drinks than you can shake a stick at.

Then there's the food. As you would expect from an establishment with this name, the menu is vast. It's also fairly basic, in that fry-ups, jacket potatoes, pizza and pasta are all on offer. But here at Great Tea Towers, we don't mind a bit of basic, as long as it's honestly priced and served with a smile. Which it is, here. There's a nice range of cakes too - the cherry muffin was a particularly good accompaniment for my cuppa.

I'll be honest, when I first saw Enough To Feed... I didn't expect too much, but it was cold and wet and I needed warming up. How pleasantly surprised I was. Yes, I know it's south of the river, but as I've already said it's right next to the London Eye, so very handy for lots and lots of people. Right across the road from the highly-recommended London Duck Tours start point too, and only a hundred yards or so from Waterloo station. It's good tea, in a central location, that won't cost the earth and isn't Starbucks. Really, what more do you want?

Contact them: 020 7401 3655 | www.enough2feedanelephant.co.uk